January 25, 2011

Well, Fuck.

So, let's talk about this Taylor Swift song "Back to December". This song makes me want to kill myself. I will admit, I love T Swift. I know, I know. I'm gay. But, I do. I love her. All of her songs are about breaking up, or being in love, or being broken up with, or loosing you Virginity to John Mayer. All things I can relate too, seeing that I imagined the person I lost my v-card too, was John Mayer. I digress. This song makes me want to Sylvia Plath the deal and stick my head in a fucking oven. It's seriously depressing. And I relate too it. I know that 's so fucking lame, but I don't care. I do. Jesus, I hate this song. But I cannot stop listening to it. Let's just leave it at this : Realizing that you hurt someone that you loved, and still love, is a terrible fucking feeling. And I slightly hate myself every time I listen to this song. Fuck. My. Life. 


With that said......

Artists that I cannot fucking stand
  1. Korn- If you have to ask me why, you're an idiot. These guys make shitty music and they're weird as fuck. And not in that "OMG they are SO eclectic!" No. It's more like "OMG, if these guys come to our house, hide the cat because I think they might sacrifice it to the Devil." Fuck these guys, Fuck their music, Fuck their fans. FUCK. 
  2. Tim McGraw- Dear Tim, You are an old, fat, bald man. Your music is comparable to taking a drill to my eardrums. I don't care if you like it, you love it , or if you want some more of it. For Christ's sake, please shut the fuck up. Thanks. 
  3. The Black Eyes Peas- These guys are annoying as anything in the while entire world. There music is not good, they are gross looking & Will.I.Am, is a gaybashing asshat.
  4. Fergie- First and mother fucking foremost-Your name is stupid. Also,You look like you're 85. Your hair is ugly (and thinning) and the only song I like of yours in Glamorous. Other than that, I hate you. If I were your husband, I'd cheat on your ass too. 
  5. Kanye West- This guy is a fuckstick. He may make some okay music, but he is undeniably, a giant pimple on the ass of humanity. 
  6. Will Smith- See post #2 
  7. Willow Smith- See Post #2 
  8. Bright Eyes- You suck. Stop being so god damned emo.Stupid Hipster asshole. 
  9. Anything where the artist is screaming at me. I do not need, nor do I desire, to be screamed at. You need to calm down. You need to relax, and most of all- you need Jesus. Amen, bitches. 


I could go on, but to be honest - I have exactly 1 hour and ten minutes before I have to leave for my next class- and I want to take a fucking nap. 

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