SARAH PALIN IS MY HERO (and other bullshit ideas)

I'm not  quite sure why I started this blog. I can't say that it's not out of some self-centered or over-dramatic little monster inside of me that feels the need to talk on the fucking internet about myself and my retarded problems. I'm not sure what my exact motives are, but either way- I made the damn thing  and I'm going to post shit. Hopefully often. I'm going to try not to pour my  heart out about ex-boyfriends,stupid people,failed relationships and whoever I'm the most pissed at that day. Not just because I know nobody wants to read that shit, but also  because if you can read it, then you might be  one of  the aforementioned people. And then shit gets messy. So I'm going to try and  keep this as anonymous as possible, while hopefully still getting a passive-aggressive message across to anyone that I feel needs an ass-chewing that day.

I've been thinking a lot about Sarah Palin lately. I know most of you are confused. The terms 'thinking' and 'Sarah Palin' are rarely, if ever, included in the same sentence. I've come to the conclusion that this woman is either my own personal hero, or a complete fucking moron. I'm willing to compromise and  say that she is both, but I really don't want to give her too much credit. 

This woman...Is.....Suchafuckingmoron. I'm sorry. If you support her, I'm not going to say 'Good for you' or 'To each his own!'No. This woman is fucking stupid. She only holds a MINOR in political science, and somehow, somewhere, some water-head decided it would be a good idea to let this woman run for political office. I read an entry about her on Dickipedia.com , and I have decided that the person that wrote this is not only the funniest mother fucker to ever walk the planet, but also the smartest person alive. 

So, after reading all of this, and then re-reading what I wrote above, you may be  thinking to yourself "Self, what the fuck is this girl talking about ? Is she a hypocrite ? Or just  that big of a moron  to not know what the fuck she is talking about ?" The answer is both.

But, in all seriousness, this woman is my hero. She is my hero  because she is such a moron, and has managed to have a 'successful' career in 'politics', a reality TV show, some pageant crowns, a whole army of children with ridiculous names & a pregnant, unwed, whore of a teenage daughter. All while promoting abstinence and pro-life. I am pro-life myself, for reasons we won't get into today, however, if Ms. Palin had ever had the chance to look into the future and see her gay-bashing, Skanky-ass and (I'll say it ,because you won't, but I have no  conscience) Ugly-as-all-get-out children, she might have aborted those little shits and the world would be a better place.

I'm not sayin'...but I'm sayin'. In some cases, like rape, life ending debilitating diseases or the misfortune of coming from Sarah Palin's womb, abortion might be okay...

Has anyone else noticed that Sarah Palin & E.T share a shocking resemblance ? 

Anyways, another promise that I will keep is not to talk about politics everyday. As a matter of fact,this might possibly  be  the last 'political' post I ever make. Not just because I know that no one  my age really pays attention to, let alone cares about, politics, but also  because I myself do not pay adequate attention or care about politics enough to post something intelligent on here concerning said topic. In all honesty, I don't consider this a political post. I consider it me talking smack about some stupid woman who just happens to entertain the idea that she is, in fact, a politician.

So, I think this will conclude post 1 of what I hope will become the most retarded blog ever posted to the history of the internet. Watch out, Perez Hilton !