The Little Man in the Boat ... A mystery

We need to talk. 

I'm going to guesstimate that 99.9-100% of my readers have a Vagina, if there are any guy readers out there then please, feel free to put your 2 cents in. But, for the most part, this question will probably be answered (if answered at all) by women. 

This is something that has always been a mystery to me ever since the first time I heard it. I don't understand, so maybe someone else can explain. 

What the FUCK is up with this "Little Man in the Boat" shit ?!

For those of you who have no clue what I'm talking about, there's some slang term out there were people refer to a Womans Clitoris as "The little man in the boat" I do not understand. Obviously, I don't sit around with a mirror in between my legs, staring at my Coslopus for hours trying to find this mystery man.I do, however, have a mirror down there when plucking my asshole hairs.However, I've seen enough diagrams and  have a general idea of what  my baby bean looks like, and I fail to see any resemblance to a little man in a boat. I fail to see a man. The only time I've ever seen anything close to a little man  in my Vagina was during sex with an unfortunately-endowed guy I met at Thirsty Thursday Tranny night at the bar. So, please.... if anyone gets this, maybe you  can submit a drawing or diagram? No real pictures please, because there's no way for to tell if I'm looking into the Black Hole that is your skanky  Vag, and I don't want that picture stuck in my head for the rest of my life. 

I just don't see it...

Also, just a little word of advice. 

I apologize, Your Holiness. 

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