Black People = Love

Okay, so I realize that  my previous post  was extremely emotional and corny. Thank you for  continuing to read after I posted that. All of what I said is true, but I promised you, my loyal readers (all 5 of you) that this wouldn't  be a diary or running record of  my personal emotions. If I wanted to do that, I'd get a god damned Twitter. 

ANYWAYS.. I realize that Black History Month isn't technically until February. But I like to break the rules. I also like black people. So I am going to  start celebrating black history month a little early this year. What's up with this undying and intense love for my beloved brown people? It's really something I can't explain. It's something that I've always felt, and rests deep inside of me. I compare it to the love a mother has for a child, or a post-Chipotle fart. I just love black people. I've had many people tell me that I am a  reverse Oreo cookie. I'm whiter than an albino's ass on the outside, but on the inside, there lies a tiny, angry,trapped little black girl. And she needs to  be recognized. When you ask me what I picture my inner child as, my answer would be 'A sassy little brown baby with Puffy Pigtails and the attitude to match. And Air Jordans." Because we all know you can't  be Black without Air Jordans. Some people have scars on their hearts, us black people? We have keloids on ours. I also enjoy the smell of Cocoa butter and when I listen to Rap music I feel like it's speaking straight to my soul. That's assuming that my soul is saying "Smack that bitch on the ass and shove my cock in her throat" Which, it is. 

So you may be wondering how I'm going to stretch out Black History month (Which, in all honesty I feel should be longer than a month. You can't fully appreciate an entire race of AWESOME in 30 days, but I digress) into almost two months. My plan is to continue with my regular blog, but every day (hopefully) I will have a "Black Person of the day". Everyday you will get to meet a new personal favorite 'nigga' of mine. Also, if you have any suggestions, please comment & I will consider your opinion. If I used your suggestion, you get a prize. Because no  good blog can be successful without giving away free shit, right? RIGHT. 

*Note: Obviously, if you suggest 'Will Smith' you are not only stupid as shit, but you're showing your ass. If you were really a reader of this blog, you would know already how I feel about that douchelick.

The Black Person of The Day !

 

M'Onique. 

Not only is this one of the prettiest black women I've ever laid eyes on, but she's funny as fuck. She makes me giggle like a 14 year old who just took their first bong hit. She's sassy, classy and all around amazing. And she had a hit show on the UPN, which is hard to do considering no one has watched the UPN. Ever. She is basically achieving the impossible. She had roles in Domino, Precious, Soul Plane & Beer Fest. AND SHE WAS IN THE STAGE PRODUCTION OF THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES. Black people + Vaginas = Everything I love in life. 

So, here's to you M'onique. Thanks for being the best black women ever. 

Read more about my favorite black girl (not just of the day, but possibly EVER).