Apparently, Primordial Dwarfs would be a wonderful addition to any strip club. You people make me SICK. Clearly, these animals are for loving. They need to be litter box & kennel trained. You need to have them groomed bi-weekly, and put bows in their hair. They need to be spade and neutered, just like any other household pet. And also, you can make a KILLING taking these little babies out into public & charging a fee for petting, holding, pictures or autographs from their tiny little mutant hands.
You can dress them up in clothes (available at Petco). They need to be walked (on a leash, of course) and taken to primordial parks for some good old fashioned primordial playtime. To think that you would exploit these precious little furrballs in a strip club, instead of loving them like the little babies that they are, is disgusting. I hate you guys. Assholes.
I will post a new blog-poll soon that will only allow you guys to answer in a non-disgusting way. Dickheads.
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