Fat People

Okay, so first of all let me say that as a fellow fatty, I have the  god-given right to make fun of other fatties without being labeled and  asshole. If you are not a fatty,and you make fun of an overweight person, you are a dick head. It's kind of like  black people and the "N" word. Just a heads up. With that little PSA out of the way.. 

Today as I was sitting in  my  English class (which is taught by the cutest little old lady to ever  walk the planet) and I looked out the window. Our school has a track around it,for the running  classes and the assholes who want to exercise on a daily basis. So, I'm watching these kids run, the  black people at the front of the group (obviously), then the physically fit white people and mexicans, and  then  the smokers and  pot-heads. I'm thinking toy myself that I could never be in a class like that. I would be  to ashamed at the fact that the farthest I can  run is to the nearest Ice Cream Parlor. Then, I saw her. A big ol' bitch, in sweat pants, walking WAY behind the rest of her class while munching on some fucking food. 

Okay, BITCH. Let's start with this little nugget of enlightenment. Anyone who is 'running' and  eating  at the  same time is completely rendering the exercise useless. I know your big ass wasn't eating a protein bar, unless your idea of a protein bar is a Heath bar. Secondly, wipe that pissed off look off of your fat little  face. This is COLLEGE. You pick your own classes and you make  your own  god damned schedule. No one  forced your tubby self to  sign  up for Competitive Sprinting 1201. You could of  taken the  fatty way out and  fulfilled that Kinesiology credit online, like I did. This shit just pisses me off. If this girl was genuinely trying to loose weight and  better herself, that's cool. Go girl. Get on  with your fat, bad self. But, she has made it obvious to not only  me, but also her teacher  and  classmates, that  those are not her intentions. I don't know if anyone told you that part of loosing  weight involves cutting out  candy and actually putting  an effort into  your daily  exercise routine, but no one  should of  had to. That is COMMON fucking knowledge. And I am  also entitled to say this part because I lost 125 lbs, and you didn't, so kiss my dimply  fucking ass. 

Another thing that very much bothers me, is when  FAT ASS BITCHES have hot boyfriends. Actually, they don't even have to  be  hot. Even just remotely attractive. This bothers me. Because I, am  no longer obese, and I personally think I kind of have it going on....Just sayin'. So why the FUCK am I single and Two Ton Tina over here has  a mildly  attractive boyfriend? I know big girls need love too, but if your big ass has someone  who I consider too good looking for you, then I hate you. So, if you're reading this, and your a big bitch with a cutie boyfriend, then I fucking hate you. And don't sit there wondering if I am  in fact talking about you,you know who you are. Asshole. 

Also, another thing that pisses me off- when fat people try to tell you that you are fat. This only  applies if the person telling you that you are fat, is bigger than you. Fuck you fatty. Go throw up that Chicken Fried Philly Cheesesteak and then  tell me  to loose weight. You fucking douchebag.