Holy FUCKING shit.
March 26, 2011
March 9, 2011
Space Boot
So, I finally have done it. After drinking since I was 13, I finally managed to hurt myself bad enough to where I required medical attention. I must say though, I think I've had a pretty good run of accident-free drinking.
How did this happen? I was drunk and in hooker heels. I am apparently incapable of navigating said heels over a patch of acorns and grass. I ate shit outside of my apartment at 3 am, and laid in the fetal position laughing, crying and trying not to piss myself for a good 5 minutes.
I am now sporting the sexiest walking cast ever, and walking with a pimp-limp .
My life is awesome.
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